i was wondering!

• If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?


• Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?


• If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?


• If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail?


• Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?


• Why is it when to planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit?


• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?


• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


• If you have an open mind is there a chance your brain might fall out?


• Is there another word for synonym?


• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


• Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?


• Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?


• What's another word for thesaurus?


• Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?


• Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills?


• Why do they report power outages on TV?


• What is the purpose of that little ball on top of the flagpole?


• Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?


• Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?


• If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?


• If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens if you turn on your headlights?


• Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?


• Corn oil is made from corn, Olive oil is made from olives, so what does baby oil come from?


• If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?


• Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?


• Why do banks charge you a "non sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?


• Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?


• If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?


• If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?


• Why do they say new and improved? It can't be new if it was improved can it?


• Why is it called a building when it's already built?


• If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?


• Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work?

I just kept on wondering the whole day yesterday…

-Aseem